THE DRAGON OF SASS AWAITS

Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not

tfp-sg-optimus:

DO IT

death-by-lulz:

kankristhighhighs:
In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.

kankristhighhighs:

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.

off was so good, like wow, play it

drarna:

lord knows im trying

me: omg did i reply too fast

me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them

i beat off, now what am i suppodsed to do with my liufe/?

sojobo:

here is a bird that likes to party, will you party with this bird?

thatfunnyblog:

adriofthedead:

someone give this dude a medal

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iamintherightdirection:

nagasakiscryingout:

acehearts-4250:

ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian:

Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort

HOLY SHIT

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING

WHAT THE EGFUTCKT

IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL

i told you there was a monster in my phone….

It’s like me trying to wake up in the morning…

.-.

Oh shit. With in every phone, theres this demon…